Weird Tumblr Themes

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

"My thirst for blood turns me on…How sweet…"
-Alesana (via peppermintbutlerdemons)
"No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald and Eborn Pocket Bookserald, The Great Gatsby (via feellng)
"People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say."
-(via lydiamarthin)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”